Comments

1. 5Jameo5 Said,

   the way you say it …
   the way you say it AHHH scares me :/

2. willsmith55 Said,

   naaaahhh, your all …
   naaaahhh, your all trippin. the best one is walking up to a girl and sayin ‘i want you inside me’

3. Critchy39 Said,

   My favorite chat up …
   My favorite chat up line at college was “Excuse me miss, may i stick my penis in your vagina”.

4. ZzEViiLUTiiONzZ Said,

   I walked up to a …
   I walked up to a girl in a club the other night and said, “Hey, that dress sure looks good on you, but I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor…”
   She just looked at me blankly until I continued, “…or, better yet, in a police evidence bag.”
   That’s when she started running.

5. AnupamaAnuradha Said,

   uhso are there …
   uhso are there actually some nice guys who wanna chat with mi

6. mrmillion94 Said,

   this woman is …
   this woman is extremely wierd and creepy lol twat

7. Johnnywarren1 Said,

   Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …
   Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   so funny

8. huggs882 Said,

   im having sex with …
   im having sex with u tonight, u know how i know……. because im stronger than u

9. bevvyx Said,

   One that WORKED on …
   One that WORKED on me, was…a Gorgeous girl like you shouldnt be on your own (no man)

   And…
   I’ve had my eye on you all ngiht

10. BFMVdannyBFMV Said,

    @samjelli good 1!! …
    @samjelli good 1!! haha!!

11. mickoo71 Said,

    shes a fukin twat
    shes a fukin twat

12. mickoo71 Said,

    guarentee to work

    …
    guarentee to work

    look ive seen you dancing and ur terrible..lets get a drink and talk about it.

13. Rakkonai Said,

    “Hi, does this rag …
    “Hi, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?”

14. dannytthatsme Said,

    This chat up line …
    This chat up line has worked twice and iv tried it five times lol i heard it in a film adn i think its fantastic!

    ‘Hey babe i wanna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are’

15. begood20000 Said,

    Sid the Sexist-

    …
    Sid the Sexist-

    ‘Hey what’s your name? Well you can suck me cock”

16. funnypoetbob Said,

    I make numerous of …
    I make numerous of these chat up lines up, have had a book full of them published across europe, chat up lines will never die out take it from me

17. chelsea4ever Said,

    is your name …
    is your name gillette? cause your the best a man can get lol

18. moshmania1 Said,

    are u wering …
    are u wering lipstck yer cool can i taste it

19. samjelli Said,

    My magic watch says …
    My magic watch says your not wearing any underwear……oh wait……..its an hour fast.

20. spakid1 Said,

    love it hahahah
    love it hahahah

21. 3245timmy Said,

    Do you like …
    Do you like sleeping ?
    Yes
    So do I……. Maybe we should try it together sometime

    Lol so cheesy

22. LUKESTFD Said,

    Yeah my usual chat …
    Yeah my usual chat up line is “Nice shoes, let’s fuck!” That’s seems to work most of the time.

    If not then I just stare sweetly into her eyes and then sock her one in the face…girls love a guy who’s spontaneous

23. greywolfdog1 Said,

    there terrible? was …
    there terrible? was your dad a chicken farmer? she says why, you say cause you know how to raise a cock

24. celticman3000 Said,

    ur hot…
    ur hot…

25. Pogogacy Said,

    That top is very …
    That top is very becomming on you. Of course if I was on you I’d be too.